Tuesday 17 January 2017

10 signs of the fact that you are a school student in the USA

1) To come to school in a pajamas or slippers - norm.
2) The area of your school and quantity of various objects are more similar to the area, than to school.
3) All know each other, but at school practically anybody has no true friends. Me it is the truth very much grieves.
4) Your list of lessons is more similar to courses, for example I have lessons "Care of Animals", "Multiline Programming" and "Introduction to Unity".
5) At least once a day to you somebody approaches to get acquainted.
6) You can get up in the middle of a lesson and begin to dance, can go in library to be online, can go to shop - but to a toilet only with the teacher's list.
7) Podjeba and constant jokes on sexual subjects from the teacher - norm.
8) In your class of 200-300 people, but you saw only 50-60.
9) You have blood from a nose? - HOLY CHRIST BYSTREY IN the SCHOOL ITS, we DO MRT, DOCTOR HOUSE, YOU WHERE HOSPITAL?
10) All school goes and asks to teach to use foul language in Russian.

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